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Do u believe in Fairies / faeries ?
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For Myself
Words to live by
In the battle that goes on through life, I ask but a field that is fair 
A chance that is equal with all in the strife, and the courage to strive and to dare![]()
If I should triumph, let it be by the code. With my faith and my honor held high
And if I should lose, let me stand by the road. And cheer as the winner goes by.
Adult fairy Tales
Adult Fairy Tales

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won’t let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What’s the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn’t show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can’t remember, exactly, Peter, Peter, something or other…"
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PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How’s the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
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LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I’m going to screw your brains out!" To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a …44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you’re not. You’re going to eat me, just like it says in the book."
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MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s f***ing Goofy."
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SNOW WHITE saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
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Did you know…Captain Hook died from jock itch.
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One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged to have sex. "What’s that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree." Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.
I wanna break free?
July 4th was indeed a lesson to be learned for both inmates and Bureau of Jail Management of Lumbia City Jail after 9 inmates who were reportedly part of the notorious Batang Mindanao 29 (BM 29) and Batman 357 gangs staged a mock fight past 4:00pm during the scheduled inspection of the prisoners. And as expected the jail guards went running to the scene to try and pacify the commotion. The inmates then took this opportunity to make an escape. They climbed and jumped over the tower.
The escaped inmates were convicted of crimes such as murder, kidnapping and violation of the Dangerous Drug act of 2002 or Republic Act 9165.
During the pursuit operation, three of the escaped inmates was shot dead identified as Rudy Jumaynon, Crisanto Diomante, and Jerry Jumaynon known as the "Claveria Boys". Another three which police identified as Josue Sumilia, Ricky Jumaynon, and Rogelio Paraguya were injured and shot in the hands and legs.
The ninth escapee was apprehended today after police reportedly found him lying on the grasslands in the near by barangay after being deprived of food and water for nearly four days. Weak and demented, he then succumbed to the arrest.
This is not the first time that such incident happend. Two years ago, named as the worst Jailbreak in the country, 50 inmates escaped from the same prison. Some if not alot are still believed to be roaming around the city and possibily to other places in the country and God knows what kind of havoc these men have been brewing.
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I should commend the fast action of the law enforcers in pursuing the inmates. But it would have been better if the Bureau of Jail Management have been more stern in looking after the prisoners. There is aboslutely no room for leniency in guarding them. We are talking of convicted criminals here!
The guards might have gotten used to the daily routine and somehow were relaxed that ineed nothing will happen. After all, we have ammos and the wall is high. Nothing has happened for the past 2years what could happen? Well people, this one could.
It is part of your job desription. Hence the term "guarding" get it? It defeats the essence of it. So be warry and impose more strict rules. Not just for the inmates but for the rest of the guards as well.
Sure, there might be some little possibility that these men have already served their penance and would want to start anew but to escape is not an excuse. But of course, admittedly the judicial system in the Philippines is even slower than a slug and a snail’s speed combined but by escaping, they have even more condemned themselves.
Wait, what were these men thinking of? Oh yes yes… too much pinoy action movies could be bad. FPJ did it. Robin Padilla escaped from prison in one of his movies. Bong Revillia did. Eddie Garcia can banish a whole police troup. So can i!
One word: idiots!
They’re actors for crying out loud. Its freakin movie! This is life.
On a more serious note, what would have happened if they weren’e apprehended? If more convicted criminals escaped from prison. There’s the possibility that they could be even worse than they were. And who would take the toll? The common people who fall victim everyday of crimes ranging from a simple pickpocketing to murder.
So the lesson is: For the Jail Guards, you’re there to guard. So keep your eyes open and your senses ready. Its a shame that the law enforcers of our countries are consisted of st*pid pot-bellies.
For the inmates: You’re not action stars dearies. If you did something bad then this is what you reap. We all grew up on the premise that punishment is most of the times teaches you the lesson. Forgiveness comes with penance. Not another crime committed.
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Bottom line i guess, that these are the facts that makes life’s salad bitter. It makes life’s tomatoes rotten. Its the worms which eats the green leaves of icebergs, romanias, and lettuces. Another fact is that we, as individuals are given a choice either to be good or bad. To be wise or st*pid. To be concerned or apathetic.
Choices are laid down in front of us everyday. It would be up to us to decide which one to pick.
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